High Fructose Porn Syrup

by Lieutenant Dance

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released 15 April 2013

All music and lyrics by Lieutenant Dance

Sergant Sax - sax on "Unacceptable Behavior"
Major Laelia Majora - synth & vocals on "Unacceptable Behavior"

Recorded by the Lieutenant at Casa De Dance

Mixed & Mastered by Adam Smith at Columbus Discount Records

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Track Name: Unacceptable Behavior
Insubordination, this has gone too far
Expect a little visit from HR
You'll be quite lucky, the first in fact
If the board agrees to keep your balls intact

That kind of thinking is anathema here
Look at the signs, it's abundantly clear
We don't take kindly to ideas that enliven the flock
You will be dealt with with a cage and a lock

Men have come before you, men have disappeared
We are unstoppable for we are feared
Please follow me if you value your life
We might show mercy, now put down that knife

Your crude behavior's unacceptable here
Look at your contract, it's abundantly clear
We will not tolerate behavior that engages the flock
You will be dealt with with electrical shock
Track Name: Summer Vacation
They said to serve your country right
Sign on the dotted line and come join us in the fight
I had a funny feeling that I wasn't coming back
Now the planes are overhead and the sky is turning black

This is not a summer vacation

It turns out you can't solve every problem with a gun in your hands
Especially when your hand's disconnected from your arm
And you're bleeding from the stump where your hand used to be
Is that a grenade? Fuck me

This is not a summer vacation