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No Pants Required

by Lieutenant Dance

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Desperate times call for Desperate measures when We become desperate men Taking it all apart Seeing it piece by piece This is our quick release Torero con toro Todo el mundo
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Hey there man Have you ever seen our band? We play all the clubs in town We make all the girls get down Got our gear for such a steal Not a penny down for real 18 months interest interest free With extended warranty Wonder what my life would be If I never ever bought That extended warranty Do you need some strings? Always seem to break those things But for only five bucks more That's what we have the warranty for Would you like to see our mics? That the one our singer likes Used it on our new CD You know he got the warranty Wonder what my life would be If I never ever bought That extended warranty
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Other Guys 04:15
You come home smelling like a whore convention But little do you realize that was my intention I see you clearly from across the street You're tenderizing all the neighbors meat You spread your love and your legs all around and it's no surprise I fantasize every night of other guys in between your thighs I saw the tip you left the mailman last week I installed a camera just to take s quick peek Our neighbor Joe with the burns on his neck Saw how he got them from the patio deck You spread your love and your legs all around and it's no surprise I fantasize every night of other guys in between your thighs I got excited when the Mormons came through You kept me going til my balls had turned blue' That guy Carl and my buddy Ted You didn't hear me underneath the bed You spread your love and your legs all around and it's no surprise I fantasize every night of other guys in between your thighs
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Pancakes pancakes I need you in my life like a traitor needs a knife You won't subvert my authority will you pancakes? Pancakes pancakes I like the way you bake like the bodies in my wake You wouldn't question my integrity would you pancakes? Side of bacon in the shelter with the gas mask on Pancakes are cooking on the griddle and it won't be long Pancakes pancakes I like the way you don't pretend to care You wouldn't say things that you don't mean would you pancakes? Pancakes pancakes You need to pick a side Unlike those who all have died You aren't holding out on me now are you pancakes? Side of bacon in the shelter with the gas mask on Pancakes are cooking on the griddle and it won't be long Pancakes pancakes there's no one left to fix the mess outside You can't sweep a broom or transcribe can you pancakes? Pancakes pancakes I've got no personnel I can confide You can't think of leaving me now can you pancakes? Side of bacon in the shelter with the gas mask on Pancakes are cooking on the griddle and it won't be long
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Written during Feb 2012 as part of the RPM project.

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released February 29, 2012

Lieutenant Dance- All the things except

Xe La- Guitar and vocals on "Bullshit Fighter"

Colonel Panic- Circuit bending on "The Part Where It Gets Weird" and tabla on "Weapons of Mass Percussion"

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