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Bullshit Fighter
02:27
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Desperate times call for
Desperate measures when
We become desperate men
Taking it all apart
Seeing it piece by piece
This is our quick release
Torero con toro
Todo el mundo
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Extended Warranty
01:59
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Hey there man
Have you ever seen our band?
We play all the clubs in town
We make all the girls get down
Got our gear for such a steal
Not a penny down for real
18 months interest interest free
With extended warranty
Wonder what my life would be
If I never ever bought
That extended warranty
Do you need some strings?
Always seem to break those things
But for only five bucks more
That's what we have the warranty for
Would you like to see our mics?
That the one our singer likes
Used it on our new CD
You know he got the warranty
Wonder what my life would be
If I never ever bought
That extended warranty
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Other Guys
04:15
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You come home smelling like a whore convention
But little do you realize that was my intention
I see you clearly from across the street
You're tenderizing all the neighbors meat
You spread your love and your legs all around and it's no surprise
I fantasize every night of other guys in between your thighs
I saw the tip you left the mailman last week
I installed a camera just to take s quick peek
Our neighbor Joe with the burns on his neck
Saw how he got them from the patio deck
You spread your love and your legs all around and it's no surprise
I fantasize every night of other guys in between your thighs
I got excited when the Mormons came through
You kept me going til my balls had turned blue'
That guy Carl and my buddy Ted
You didn't hear me underneath the bed
You spread your love and your legs all around and it's no surprise
I fantasize every night of other guys in between your thighs
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He's a Trap, Jim
02:36
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6. |
Smoke Em If Ya Got Em
01:34
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Pancakes pancakes
I need you in my life
like a traitor needs a knife
You won't subvert my authority
will you pancakes?
Pancakes pancakes
I like the way you bake
like the bodies in my wake
You wouldn't question my integrity
would you pancakes?
Side of bacon in the shelter with the gas mask on
Pancakes are cooking on the griddle and it won't be long
Pancakes pancakes
I like the way you
don't pretend to care
You wouldn't say things that you don't mean
would you pancakes?
Pancakes pancakes
You need to pick a side
Unlike those who all have died
You aren't holding out on me now
are you pancakes?
Side of bacon in the shelter with the gas mask on
Pancakes are cooking on the griddle and it won't be long
Pancakes pancakes
there's no one left to
fix the mess outside
You can't sweep a broom or transcribe
can you pancakes?
Pancakes pancakes
I've got no personnel
I can confide
You can't think of leaving me now
can you pancakes?
Side of bacon in the shelter with the gas mask on
Pancakes are cooking on the griddle and it won't be long
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10. |
No Pants Required
04:10
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