No Pants Required

by Lieutenant Dance

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Written during Feb 2012 as part of the RPM project.

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released 29 February 2012

Lieutenant Dance- All the things except

Xe La- Guitar and vocals on "Bullshit Fighter"

Colonel Panic- Circuit bending on "The Part Where It Gets Weird" and tabla on "Weapons of Mass Percussion"

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Track Name: Bullshit Fighter
Desperate times call for
Desperate measures when
We become desperate men

Taking it all apart
Seeing it piece by piece
This is our quick release

Torero con toro
Todo el mundo
Track Name: Extended Warranty
Hey there man
Have you ever seen our band?
We play all the clubs in town
We make all the girls get down

Got our gear for such a steal
Not a penny down for real
18 months interest interest free
With extended warranty

Wonder what my life would be
If I never ever bought
That extended warranty

Do you need some strings?
Always seem to break those things
But for only five bucks more
That's what we have the warranty for

Would you like to see our mics?
That the one our singer likes
Used it on our new CD
You know he got the warranty

Wonder what my life would be
If I never ever bought
That extended warranty
Track Name: Other Guys
You come home smelling like a whore convention

But little do you realize that was my intention

I see you clearly from across the street

You're tenderizing all the neighbors meat

You spread your love and your legs all around and it's no surprise

I fantasize every night of other guys in between your thighs

I saw the tip you left the mailman last week

I installed a camera just to take s quick peek

Our neighbor Joe with the burns on his neck

Saw how he got them from the patio deck

You spread your love and your legs all around and it's no surprise

I fantasize every night of other guys in between your thighs

I got excited when the Mormons came through

You kept me going til my balls had turned blue'

That guy Carl and my buddy Ted

You didn't hear me underneath the bed

You spread your love and your legs all around and it's no surprise

I fantasize every night of other guys in between your thighs
Track Name: Pancakes Will Tear Us Apart
Pancakes pancakes

I need you in my life

like a traitor needs a knife

You won't subvert my authority

will you pancakes?

Pancakes pancakes

I like the way you bake

like the bodies in my wake

You wouldn't question my integrity

would you pancakes?

Side of bacon in the shelter with the gas mask on

Pancakes are cooking on the griddle and it won't be long

Pancakes pancakes

I like the way you

don't pretend to care

You wouldn't say things that you don't mean

would you pancakes?

Pancakes pancakes

You need to pick a side

Unlike those who all have died

You aren't holding out on me now

are you pancakes?

Side of bacon in the shelter with the gas mask on

Pancakes are cooking on the griddle and it won't be long

Pancakes pancakes

there's no one left to

fix the mess outside

You can't sweep a broom or transcribe

can you pancakes?

Pancakes pancakes

I've got no personnel

I can confide

You can't think of leaving me now

can you pancakes?

Side of bacon in the shelter with the gas mask on

Pancakes are cooking on the griddle and it won't be long